Love: Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done,...

By bertthelamb - 17/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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By me - 16/01/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

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By Dan1021 - 04/02/2012 19:31 - France

Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By x - 05/11/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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The price of love

By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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zachattack 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:05

That's what happens when you look orange.

rational_man 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:07

Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.

Comments

LebanonBaby 26

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:54

Well you dont really need him right ?.. He's not worth it ! Just go look in the mirror at your gorgeous tan self in that sexy dress and you'll totally forget about that jerk !

bosox17 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 2:49

Just tan outside do the makeup yourself and go to goodwill and get a 10 dollar dress

bigbangvip1 7

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:11

get over yourself you spoiled ****

whatever202 11

Wednesday 22 May 2013 3:50

Spray tans are gross.

OBTrice 15

Thursday 1 May 2014 13:13

At least he did it in person, not over text or phone

TheSpringbok 6

Thursday 5 June 2014 10:54

well yeah because you now look like a wotsit with make up on

DeadPixel4 29

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:52

You lost me at spray tan

EmperorChowilio 21

Wednesday 25 June 2014 5:39

you deserve it for getting a spray tan

deathfyre8 13

Monday 28 July 2014 17:06

YDI for being a Dorito without a license.

Klima_fml 29

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:57

Honestly, you don't have to go through all that trouble for your boyfriend, put on some good looking clothes and maybe a bit of makeup, but from my experiences I like it when the lady doesn't go all out for me