Love: Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done,...

By bertthelamb - 17/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML

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By me - 16/01/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

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Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By x - 05/11/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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zachattack 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:05

That's what happens when you look orange.

rational_man 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:07

Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.

Comments

Dommon 7

Friday 29 July 2011 1:18

don't worry you can pay it with master card

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:08

Many spray tans look unnatural. In my opinion, pale skin looks better than a fake spray tan. And yeah, getting a real tan may cause you to get skin cancer but if you wear sun screen and don't spend too much time tanning, the chances are really low.

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:12

I know right! Seriously, tan natural and I hate it when girls over do it on the make up. Sure a LITTLE bit looks nice but you end up looking like a clown if you wear too much. My mom always told me that when I want to wear make up, it shouldn't stand out too much.

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:14

Spray tans look RETARDED. End of story. -_-

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:16

Well a light, natural tan looks okay. But it depends... If you're naturally fair skinned and pale, you probably shouldn't try to tan so much

skigirl98 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:19

If you tan outside in the sun it won't bake your skin if you only go out for a little while and wear sunscreen, it definitely looks better than a spray tan

Carlie_McCartney 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:26

Ouch...I'm sorry, OP. But hey, you looked gorgeous, I'm sure, so feel confident! go get a new guy (:

pugsley208 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:41

Ydi for spray tanning

jellybeans1 3

Thursday 1 March 2012 10:44

maybe he didnt wanna date a chick that looks like a pumpkin

VaultDweller106 7

Friday 14 September 2012 7:23

You deserve it for going overboard. I'm sure your boyfriend liked the way you looked before you did all that. Now he probably thinks you're high maintenance and he couldn't handle being with someone like that. I sure as hell couldn't. That gets real expensive real fast. Are you going to spend that much to look "good" on every date you go on? Work on your insecurities, OP, before you work a hole in your wallet. Spray tans and too much make up don't buy love.