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Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)

#5 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:17am by heyyou1203

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Show her a street directory with the street on it.

Weird name of a road though!

#2 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:05am by Smiley_70

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