Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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heyyou1203 0
why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)
Smiley_70 22
Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!
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aback 5
I had a relative who lived on Dick Drive.
Kevinn_fml 0
lol i used to live on a street called sucker drive and the street nearby was called kock road so they would be like "WHAT? **** and sucker!!!!!! ahaha cocksucker"and then they would start laughing and i would too :D
Gculk 1
There's a sucker street paved every minute. :P
Leaveittosteven 0
Maybe it is real, guys, and the girl he likes is just a 10 year old mormon who was raped by a man named Woodcock... yeah
ohhimadddi 0
ahhahahah, this is hilarious.
fuckitfuckitfuck 0
lmfao. ouch.
Starsmydog 0
I doubt this one.
Shadow_Phantom 26
If she reacted like that I'd stop chasing after her; an overreaction like that is a telltale sign of future conflict. FYL.
spawn_of_satan 0
you should forget about that girl... she sounds like an immature dumbass
punknkat 0
Funny thing is, there's a road 10 minutes from me named that. I live in Massachusetts too! Makes me wonder if we live in the same area!!
liketoknow 0
show her something with your address in it, slap her in the ass and cup it... then say... "i keep it real" Haha
Qup 0
WTF, leaveittosteven! you are one messed up person. out of the blue you talk about a raped 10 year old? as a joke? only a really ****** up person comes up with shit like that. get some help. as for OP, actually the first thing I thought of is the actual bird. then obviously, I realized that she was offended by your street name. hilarious! too bad your crush is stupid and not worth your time.