Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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Top comments
heyyou1203 0
why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)
Smiley_70 22
Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!
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Comments (161)
birdfreak 24
woodcocks r very nice birds
FAYUL12345100 3
OP, I really think you could do better. Any girl who immediately thinks "woodcock=boner" is not a girl I would advise going around with.
lrr11 0
who would name a street that??
3027357mike 3
sounds like a hard day for you
bassoonist527 0
Isn't the real-estate motto "Location, location, location"?
FweakofCydonia 40
Well, if she initally assumed you were being a perv, then that says something...
RemyX1 7
Haha I live on penis avenue JK
newburton13 26
Show her a GoogleMap picture of the street and leave her a nice little note stating you'll sue her for assault.
harrypotter4evur 15
I had a teacher who's name last name was Woodcock. She was the same team as Ms. Ball. I'm not even kidding...
dianafuentes 17
I cant stop laughing