Love: Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were...

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:17

why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)

Smiley_70 22

Monday 20 July 2009 12:05

Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!

Comments

perot4prez 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:19

shit do you live in buffalo? I tried to steal that street sign once haha

donttread22 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:55

can't be as bad as cockburn road...hahah

AlexZB 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:10

YDi for not using commas when you need to

RTHYM 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:24

i'm the OP. actually, i intended to word this fml differently to save space to write. Somehow from cutting and pasting, "yelled" was still there and i didn't notice.

chickenfeetyum 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:48

the panda eats, shoots and leaves.

dott 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:42

hahaha I live on Kinky Circle! xD what horny person named these roads anyway?

shanedawsonfan 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:50

LOL

themanistheman 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:27

HAHA

nodbor 11

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:13

I know a girl who's last name is Cockman

alki_fml 5

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:24

There's a street in my town called 'cockburn street'. (pronounced 'coburn' -but funny non the less!)

vivalawoodcock 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:44

My last name is Woodcock. I get hell for it everyday. Its become a habit to just meet people and be like "Heey, I'm Woodcock" hahaha. But yeah, I guess she thought you were hitting on her? lol