Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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heyyou1203 0
why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)
Smiley_70 22
Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!
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Comments (161)
dg72592_fml 0
Hahaha wow... wayyy over reaction there. I would've laughed
angeldustx 0
what a bitch.
dan11 0
i feel your pain dude. i live on crookedstick. the street across from me is ballybunion. no joke.
wwword 0
LOOOL, my friend lives along a street called Woodcock Ave and its right by this other street called Biggs Dr LOOOL
DoctorDoomed_fml 0
I seriously had a professor last year that had the last name of "Woodcock." Man, that poor guy musta been teased like crazy growing up.
rfarock88 0
dude, you live on what has to be the WORST named street I've ever heard of.
TItan160 0
superfucked
nonotme 0
My best friends last name is woodcock. There's another kid at my school with the last name moorman, Theres a joke. What do you get when Woodcok & moorman meet in the hall? More man ****.
sickinlove13 0
Show her your license/ID since it has your address on it.
ScaryyMary 14
Woodcock road? AWESOME!!! If a guy said that to me though, I probably wouldn't slap him unless he was a jerk, a perv, or a friend of mine. I would be like "Seriously?" LOL. FYL.