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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42299) - you deserved it (6613)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:05pm - love - by Jaime - United States (New York)

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Maybe he thought you were boring :/ it works both ways you know

#1 - On 03/31/2014 at 11:24pm by Joshwarrior

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"I was gonna get a girl, but then I got high...."

#7 - On 03/31/2014 at 11:29pm by Sandsh8rk

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