Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML
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Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
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Joshwarrior 39
Maybe he thought you were boring :/ it works both ways you know
Sandsh8rk 36
"I was gonna get a girl, but then I got high...."
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Comments (53)
TheCitizens96 28
.... AAAND the search continues. You can do much better than that. Lol
foxwasalamb 24
maybe he was nervous or needed help eating the food. idk. i think hes a dick for not sharing ;)
ninety 25
If somebody can't handle their nerves on a date, imagine how they would be when a serious issue cropped up.
juarezj96 12
No offense but this is what you gotta expect from online relationships
ZeroProxy 4
at least he didn't smell of cig smoke? Those are worse for you.
Jakob2255 12
lol gotta love the anti smoker, any smoking is bad for you at least cigs don't impair your judgement.
Elfkid21 19
iiiiiii wouldn't give him a second date...
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
Sounds like you went on a date with that asshole that got "too high" for court :-/
Slackness 10
I just love the judgmental comments based around no evidence. Who knows how it went in parity? Two people didn't click, one needed to get stoned, the other rebuked on the smell of weed. Bang! Bang! My baby shot me down, Bang Bang! That awful sound, bang bang. Some people don't click...
peanuty001 19
it interests me more that you know what weed smells like
1030love 10
Why is that interesting? I've never smoked weed and I know what it smells like. If you know someone who smokes, you know the smell. It's pretty strong.
Jakob2255 12
wow you have great friends
Goblin182 27
What? He didn't share? How rude.
carterjanelle 9
He should've invited you to hit the doobie. Things could've went a lot better
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
that was my first thought!!