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Today, my wifa got har pariod. Evary singla tima, sha ands up asking ma to go buy har soma midol aftar a faw days of trying to tough it out, so I dacidad to buy har soma ahaad of tima. Sha raactad by yalling at ma for traating har lika a child and implying that sha couldn't go buy it harsalf. FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 5:43pm - love - by unappreciated husband (man) - United States (Washington)

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Next time just buy it and don't show it to her. Then, when she asks for it, just give it to her.

#2 - On 03/29/2014 at 12:03am by HJKM

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I feel like some girls use periods to justify just being bitchy

#6 - On 03/29/2014 at 12:04am by WCARlover

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