Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, my stepdaughter unexpectedly got her first period during a visit. I explained everything to her, then took her to the store to buy supplies and snacks. Her mother called and cussed me out for “stealing” this experience from her. Yeah I totally planned it to happen this way. FML
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HJKM_fml 19
Next time just buy it and don't show it to her. Then, when she asks for it, just give it to her.
WCARlover 35
I feel like some girls use periods to justify just being bitchy
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Comments (128)
nerfballer 8
She should appreciate how thoughtful you are
TrollingHaters 9
That's What You Should Expect With A Girl On Her Period
junkman6 22
No it isn't at all. If that's what you expect then you've been around seriously immature and selfish women. One of my exs used to get cramps so bad she would have to lay in bed for half the day but that never made her scream or bitch or complain at me when I tried to help her. Annoying Women just use periods as an excuse to be bitches, a good woman has self control and poise. As a man I've dated both types and the ones who weren't psycho hose beasts on their periods were the better women in general.
FranklySpeaking 11
@14, Why did you capitalize every letter? Is that a title to a book?
starile 20
I'd buy that book, it sounds freaking hilarious
molliciousj 19
That was sweet of you and unfortunately I don't think PMS is to blame for being unappreciative. Keep doing what you're doing.
Martinez0285 28
damned if you do...damned if you don't
jakeysmom 12
You are a great husband OP. You should tell her that she hurt your feelings and that she should be grateful to have a man who thinks of her and anticipates her needs. I'm so thankful for my husband. He is like you, always looking out for me and taking care of me. I do the same for him.
Pussycat86 18
Well, women get couple of days a month to act like men all year long. You are a sweet husband and I'm sure she would appreciate it if she wasn't going through hormones roller coaster
underthesea12 24
To bad women couldn't be rational and logical more than a few days a month.
AnalSpelunking 19
You were just being thoughtful of your wife. You deserve a reward, not to be screamed at!
underthesea12 24
don't try to use logic around aunt flow's visit
imchacon22 19
Next time start out with chocolates and heating pads
babygurll19 10
Sorry OP; Sounds like she's "ovary"-acting.
Martinez0285 28
Ha I get it ! :p lol
Nilorak 24
You're bloody right.