Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, my stepdaughter unexpectedly got her first period during a visit. I explained everything to her, then took her to the store to buy supplies and snacks. Her mother called and cussed me out for “stealing” this experience from her. Yeah I totally planned it to happen this way. FML
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HJKM_fml 19
Next time just buy it and don't show it to her. Then, when she asks for it, just give it to her.
WCARlover 35
I feel like some girls use periods to justify just being bitchy
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Comments (128)
adam_tajyar 10
Women's are nuts during that "special time of the month"
blackonblight 33
So are men. Except while a woman's cycle is 28 days long, a man's is 23. They act like assholes more often.
Hazamachi 12
I seriously cannot stand women that use their period as an excuse to act like a complete psycho with no control of your emotions, seriously, no matter how painful the cramps are or the hormones or whatever, it's not that hard to have a little thing called 'self control'... maybe then there wouldn't be so many PMS jokes.
hplover7 11
Wow you're such a sweet husband!!! Sorry you got chewed out
rowdeezy 6
That's actually an opportunity you should take to get away from the moody period lady. Buy beer and her midol. Chug the beer before going back inside the house to give her the meds.
neo08061972 12
The worst part, they are all the same.
wingL 11
PMS. period.
AlphaDJ 3
lol its her moodiness
mwanaa 7
Lmao thats the female species for U SMH. Sorry loving them sucks at times.
MrZsDad 19
If you married her you knew you were screwed to begin with. If ya try to be a sweet heart buy her chocolates, dumb ass..
youdont 4
haha that's funny so get her some chocolate and flowers if you get her midol early