Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, my stepdaughter unexpectedly got her first period during a visit. I explained everything to her, then took her to the store to buy supplies and snacks. Her mother called and cussed me out for “stealing” this experience from her. Yeah I totally planned it to happen this way. FML
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HJKM_fml 19
Next time just buy it and don't show it to her. Then, when she asks for it, just give it to her.
WCARlover 35
I feel like some girls use periods to justify just being bitchy
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Comments (128)
jellenwood 35
You are very sweet!!
brandoneyez1 25
You were too late. It already started.
foxwasalamb 24
thats how i am too... dont take it personally. we dont try to be crazy bitches
redangel2011 12
Roflmao. Some women go nuts during that time. My suggestion? Buy some midol packs keep them in a certain place when she sends you out go relax a bit then take her a midol. Good luck.
Ubehage 32
Lesson learned: Never trust a woman on her period! :)
WeskersSexslave 15
tell her to man up lmfao
Cadillac4427 8
Periods....crushing men's good intentions since the beginning of time. You will be ok OP O:-)
Anumayis 34
She's having her period dear. What did you expect? worst of it is That she's probably thankful for it, but those hormones..
buckdharma 38
If you want to cheer her up just show her this fml.
pdp_fml 21
Well she was having her period. We all know that women get very testy at that time of the month.