Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
aireeahna 23
hmm I wonder who it is...
sammyjo06 14
What's the name of the comic? That sucks, though. If he's unemployed, I assume you two have just been living off your income. So, if he is making some on the side, that is not fair to you that you have to cover all expenses when he might be capable of contributing, too.
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Comments (89)
aireeahna 23
hmm I wonder who it is...
wcc7777777 5
Who knows? Maybe we could help figure it out with a link to the comics...
ariiewilliams 17
I mean if he makes money off of it, that means people read it and it must be good. Can we get a link or nah?
alphabetta 23
His sister, obviously.
zgomon 10
Probably Bitch duck from handi-quacks.
\ 28
This reminds me of the "Angry Dad" comics Bart drew from the Simpsons...
bbambastic 16
Is it cyanide and happiness?
Welshite 40
You'll be famous.
HatemyLife32 15
I like your comment and your name. Fantastic!!!
cksmith51 14
Well that sucks, sorry OP that your husband has problems he can't confront you about
larrena2377 26
Maybe yall should have a talk
GirlGamer12345 22
He does need some way complain. This way is just the way of a 15 year old... A bit immature.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
I'm 15... I would not do this. That man has way too much dedication.
GirlGamer12345 22
I'm 15 too and I know a lot of my friends would do stupid things like this
Clumpypuppy 18
His way to complain about what though?
sammyjo06 14
What's the name of the comic? That sucks, though. If he's unemployed, I assume you two have just been living off your income. So, if he is making some on the side, that is not fair to you that you have to cover all expenses when he might be capable of contributing, too.
lisslyi 19
Cumbucket cops, maybe?
SonOfAMitch 14
Nope, it's not cumbucket cops, or any other variation of it, from what I could see when I Googled it.
ariiewilliams 17
Look on the bright side.... Wait there isn't one.
warsun 27
Someone written about her...... I think
grossn 12
Her husband is making money
mcrepas 19
He's not so unemployed as she thought...
DarkSaul 20
Your husband must be a great storyteller. Can I have his autograph?
_raemichaels 8
immaturity at it's finest...
buttcramp 21
it's not immature.. it's just inconsiderate.
alphabetta 23
What 39 said. Also- its*
JoleneDaniel 12
no, it is it's.
warsun 27
It's? Wouldn't that make the comment " immaturity at it is finest"?
sammyjanette 17
Why is this being thumbed down? Hoarding money from your spouse, so that you don't have to contribute to household expenses reeks of immaturity.
kinky44 28
Can't believe everybody thinks it's has to mean it is. It's shows possession. In other words, he really said "immaturity at immaturity's finest"
minauto 15
nope. its is the possession form. it doesn't follow the apostrophe rules that every other contraction does.
kinky44 28
@62 Since when? That was not what I was taught. That's fine if it is, I will concede, but i'd need some proof.
amisenho 11
63#: Try checking out rudimentary English grammar schoolbooks. There's your proof.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
They are right 63. "It" is the only exception to the rule. "It's" is the contraction of 'it is', while "its" without the apostrophe is the possessive form of the word.
davincidasecond 24
Though I don't really think that your husband would think of you that way (unless he had some reason to) I'm thinking you two should talk, just in case.