Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
aireeahna 23
hmm I wonder who it is...
sammyjo06 14
What's the name of the comic? That sucks, though. If he's unemployed, I assume you two have just been living off your income. So, if he is making some on the side, that is not fair to you that you have to cover all expenses when he might be capable of contributing, too.
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Comments (89)
m22100 14
Is it legal to marry someone with the maturity of a 5 year old?
LunaRebirth 7
Yes. Yes it is.
ligerzero459 24
I'd say that's pretty mature, actually. Channelling how someone annoys you into a money making venue instead of getting angry and blowing up. I'm impressed
JoleneDaniel 12
But seeing as she believed he was unemployed, he is obviously keeping the money for himself. That makes him a douchebag in itself.
redraven88 16
Make your own comic about a fat useless lard who is unappreciative of his lifeline.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Now I'm curious as to which webcomic this is. Doesn't sound like any of the ones I read regularly.
DonPandon 15
Do you think there's a reason for that?
sammyjanette 17
What reason could that be? If she is the sole breadwinner how could she be considered a money grubber as he has no money to grub. He's hoarding his money and not contributing to household expenses. He makes a better case for a money grubber than she does. Also, if the OP is ruining his life he could leave. Instead he prefers to be an immature leach who complains about his wife instead of talking to her about the problems that he has.
ViktoriaaKills 13
its inconsiderate that he based the character around her... but would it really be funnier if it were a male? he's appealing to popular stereotypes more than anything imo.
sunnyray812 42
Time to confront him.
Nyx_fml 23
Now I just can't help but wonder if your husband has ever been featured in the Illustrated FMLs. We(I) need answers. D:
vipirius 18
Well, at least you're relatively famous OP!
jonjonguapito 15
While I symphatize with you, Does he know that you are known in FML as "cumbucket cops"? another story for his comic strip if he had known, for sure!
blackonblight 33
I assumed the name was the name of the comic, is that not the case then?
jonjonguapito 15
I dont think it is. And my google-fu is rusty, it turned out nothing. I found somebody dedicated enough and widens his search using forums and boards just to find the name of the web comic.
energizerbunny23 18
Well at least he is thinking about you most of the time..
buckdharma 38
Seems plausible.