Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
aireeahna 23
hmm I wonder who it is...
sammyjo06 14
What's the name of the comic? That sucks, though. If he's unemployed, I assume you two have just been living off your income. So, if he is making some on the side, that is not fair to you that you have to cover all expenses when he might be capable of contributing, too.
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Comments (89)
Kuro_Kamen 12
OP we need links for your husband's comic.
amisenho 11
The guy's a jerk for making money off of his web comic about his job-holding wife, keeping this information from her, and ruining her image by using her obvious caricature. Why generate traffic for his comic so that he can keep making money and refusing to pony up?
killer122 11
funny is funny, if he sucks he will fail, if there is funny out there i want to see it.
Redvelvet16 11
He's depicting himself by switching it to you as the character in the comic.
kilullu 16
The OP's "cumbucket cops" title is hilarious
worldclassrager 41
It's a stereotypical thing for comics it most likely is you just don't take it personally
Echoa21 18
Can we get the comics name?
sailorarctic 22
they always say to write what you know. Apparently your husband is doing just that and making a profit. I call that a success.
FemskyD 26
Haa i want the link!!
DanielleinDC 34
Clearly he's not so unemployed. Any way you can trash his little web-comic with mean comments and get your friends to do the same?
kalbrek009 20
Making money off of his comic? That, by definition is employed. If he's not helping out with anything bill wise, you need to tell him to do so or you'll divorce his leeching lazy butt. (then he can put that in a comic & you can sue him for defamation of character)...he'll either get a regular job, or be drawing comics for the rest of his life to buy his meals when he's homeless
kiki9_fml 10
OK... Am I the only one who is wondering about this chicks name? "cumbucket cops"?! Wtf?