Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML
by BornToBeABurden / 01/09/2014 at 11:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
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What's with the string of nasty parents we've been getting? If you don't want kids, don't have them!
#3 - On 01/09/2014 at 5:36pm by drewflav
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Sorry OP. Maybe she stopped for her pregnancy and craved it immediately after. Or is lamenting the way her body changed.
#1 - On 01/09/2014 at 5:33pm by buckeyed
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