By kk - 09/01/2013 16:07 - United States

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 646
You deserved it 5 300

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I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..

She should of swallowed that load then.

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Mom just trolled you op. that is very funny.

You have a morbid sense of humor.

Naw, you just don't have 1 at all

1 - yeah, if you're an asshole

The person who wrote this FML needs to lighten up, they're here aren't they? Take a joke.

Classic FML: You get thumbed down for that first comment, and the first reply to you is almost exactly the same except with the "troll part", and gets 10 thumb ups. :D

I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..

"Apply cold water to burn area"

Tell her you wish you were put up for adoption. That'll make her mad.

I somehow highly doubt that. If she was itching for an abortion I doubt she'll mind if he were to disappear. She might even celebrate it.

Maybe not anymore. She hated pregnancy, but now that it's over, she probably loves her son/daughter.

She should of swallowed that load then.

*Should have

Next time you see her, wear a coat hanger on your head.

Perdix that's so fucked up but funny at the same time I'm not sure if I want to laugh or gasp I think both.

I advise you to laugh because I think that would be a helluva funny way to stick it to such an itchy, bitchy mother.

I don't get it...

#43, look up "back-alley abortion." I haven't, but I guess you'll find enough info to get the joke . . . and then you'll laugh and laugh!

She was probably joking. If not then tell her it's too late now.

I hope that was sarcasm.. That's really low =/

I don't think you know what sarcasm is.

At least she had the will power to resist her craving...

that is something you should never say to children

I agree, even if it was a joke it was in extremely poor taste.

Couldn't agree more, it's not even humorous as a joke.

You must've really ticked her off to get her to say such a thing.