By kk - 09/01/2013 16:07 - United States

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML
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shaniahthecurlyl 6
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I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..

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fuzzbuck1 4
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She should of swallowed that load then.

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ashleynsays 4

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phantumgrey 6

Mom just trolled you op. that is very funny.

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Ryan_Jaxson 8
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You have a morbid sense of humor.

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MoeT8979 8
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Naw, you just don't have 1 at all

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nnnope 26

1 - yeah, if you're an asshole

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myurlbriii 9

The person who wrote this FML needs to lighten up, they're here aren't they? Take a joke.

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XxDevilxXGt 26
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Classic FML: You get thumbed down for that first comment, and the first reply to you is almost exactly the same except with the "troll part", and gets 10 thumb ups. :D

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shaniahthecurlyl 6
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I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..

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chell1894 13

"Apply cold water to burn area"

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Mf2307 15

agreed

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MistaBlista 9

Tell her you wish you were put up for adoption. That'll make her mad.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

I somehow highly doubt that. If she was itching for an abortion I doubt she'll mind if he were to disappear. She might even celebrate it.

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ttqq 7
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Maybe not anymore. She hated pregnancy, but now that it's over, she probably loves her son/daughter.

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fuzzbuck1 4
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She should of swallowed that load then.

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VenomSiphon 13
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*Should have

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perdix 29

Next time you see her, wear a coat hanger on your head.

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Catkam623 27
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Perdix that's so fucked up but funny at the same time I'm not sure if I want to laugh or gasp I think both.

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perdix 29

I advise you to laugh because I think that would be a helluva funny way to stick it to such an itchy, bitchy mother.

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amillionbucks 5
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I don't get it...

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perdix 29

#43, look up "back-alley abortion." I haven't, but I guess you'll find enough info to get the joke . . . and then you'll laugh and laugh!

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LolFMLnot 10
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She was probably joking. If not then tell her it's too late now.

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Spectre529 12
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I hope that was sarcasm.. That's really low =/

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deathy94 14
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I don't think you know what sarcasm is.

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ICastillo 24
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At least she had the will power to resist her craving...

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insaneDONUTZ 15
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that is something you should never say to children

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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I agree, even if it was a joke it was in extremely poor taste.

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mrssuarez2011 12
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Couldn't agree more, it's not even humorous as a joke.

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maz95 17
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You must've really ticked her off to get her to say such a thing.

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