By kk - 09/01/2013 16:07 - United States

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..


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phantumgrey 6

Mom just trolled you op. that is very funny.

nnnope 26
myurlbriii 9

The person who wrote this FML needs to lighten up, they're here aren't they? Take a joke.

Classic FML: You get thumbed down for that first comment, and the first reply to you is almost exactly the same except with the "troll part", and gets 10 thumb ups. :D

I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..

MistaBlista 9

Tell her you wish you were put up for adoption. That'll make her mad.

OhDearBetrayal 25

I somehow highly doubt that. If she was itching for an abortion I doubt she'll mind if he were to disappear. She might even celebrate it.

Maybe not anymore. She hated pregnancy, but now that it's over, she probably loves her son/daughter.

perdix 29

Next time you see her, wear a coat hanger on your head.

Perdix that's so ****** up but funny at the same time I'm not sure if I want to laugh or gasp I think both.

perdix 29

I advise you to laugh because I think that would be a helluva funny way to stick it to such an itchy, bitchy mother.

perdix 29

#43, look up "back-alley abortion." I haven't, but I guess you'll find enough info to get the joke . . . and then you'll laugh and laugh!

She was probably joking. If not then tell her it's too late now.

At least she had the will power to resist her craving...

that is something you should never say to children

I agree, even if it was a joke it was in extremely poor taste.

Couldn't agree more, it's not even humorous as a joke.

You must've really ticked her off to get her to say such a thing.