Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
by Trapped. / 11/05/2013 at 9:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN
#1 - On 11/06/2013 at 1:46am by minna97
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Maybe the sunglasses are for the black eye she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.
#3 - On 11/06/2013 at 1:47am by thrifting
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