Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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minna97 14
BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN
thrifting 18
Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.
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Comments (139)
frod0 10
RUN. GO STAY IN A MOTEL FOR A FEW DAYS FOR GOD SAKE!!!
shivamb 19
Run while you can
jenevil27 9
woah, don't let her over power you like that! Dump her ass, let her find someone else to suffocate!
TheyCallMePB 9
When there are signs like this telling you to GTFO, you should GTFO.
VoodooPriestess 16
Say I break up with you. You are too overbearing. And break off all contact and pretend she doesn't exist. Get police involved if it turns too serious. Good luck.
indicashayde19 7
Idk ice skating is pretty fun.
knick64 7
Kill you now huh? Maybe she will.
ClockworkTinker 5
be careful last time I broke up with an overbearing ex I took a fist right to the jaw
michaeljcaboose 7
You may express your joy through tears!
poisongirl708 11
Try never calling again and see what happens.