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Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML
"Dylan, you better stop messing with my girl or I'll beat the shit out of you!"
"Oooohhh, you said a bad word!"
What an idiot. He's clearly got some issues.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015