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Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51443) - you deserved it (3828)

On 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

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She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x

#1 - On 09/20/2013 at 8:40pm by MistySky

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Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend

#2 - On 09/20/2013 at 8:40pm by Stayin_Classy777

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