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Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45490) - you deserved it (4473)

On 06/22/2013 at 5:22am - love - by sadpoorlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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he's a selfish dick. sorry bout that though

#1 - On 06/22/2013 at 3:28pm by theworldismad

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What an asshole.

#2 - On 06/22/2013 at 3:29pm by hordriss

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