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Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25586) - you deserved it (5850)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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That's snot very good!

#1 - On 01/29/2013 at 7:12pm by CueTheMusic

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Sounds like a sure-Fire way to booger- I mean bugger up a good date.

#2 - On 01/29/2013 at 7:14pm by Pleonasm

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