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mpj13
| 8
That snots so bad
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12vballchick12
| 5
In my opinion, it really blows.
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grahambertus
| 11
On the contrary, i think it's the bee'sneeze.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Well played 23, well played.
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mistfullkittie
| 3
Lmfao
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nava1210
| 12
*snot
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
Just boogie on out of there.
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bubo_fml
| 10
At least it didn't wind up on your ham-booger!!
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yummylicious
| 5
I thought my nose was running, but it's snot it's snot it's snot
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aFreedom127
| 9
Uhhhh...you have dried snot on your shirt.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Now OP has to pass around fliers saying:
"Some of you may have seen me walking around with what appeared to be dried snot on my shirt yesterday. Now I assure you it wasn't. My very sexy wife and I were doing a bit of roll play where guacamole was involved, and I never got a chance to clean up. Carry on."
"Some of you may have seen me walking around with what appeared to be dried snot on my shirt yesterday. Now I assure you it wasn't. My very sexy wife and I were doing a bit of roll play where guacamole was involved, and I never got a chance to clean up. Carry on."
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kooochris1995
| 14
^ haha but op is a girl
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Maybe OP is a lesbian?
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KiwiKitten
| 2
It could have been much worse, just think of it that way. But still, that's gotta be sucky.
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
If you think about it, almost everything on this site could be worse.
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KiwiKitten
| 2
True, but of all things that have happened on this site, this is practically nothing.
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
I agree, but still pretty embarrassing.
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Which would be more embarrassing, no one telling you, or someone telling you straight to your face in front of your coworkers?
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LaColombianita
| 26
I'd rather have someone tell me. It doesn't necessarily have to be in front of all your co workers. He/she could pull you aside to inform you of whatever it is they're telling you. At least you don't have to get home and be like "oh my gosh I wonder how long I had that there for."
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Of course it could be like that, too. Could you imagine getting yelled at across the room saying you have snot on your sweater?
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LaColombianita
| 26
Well that would definitely be embarrassing! But impressive at the same time seeing that they saw it from across the room.
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Or just saw it earlier but wanted to an asshole.
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SiriusBlack97
| 17
I think I love you Wallace wells. I love SP too lol
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Scott Pilgrim is my life.
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llamafish
| 25
Would be worse if you're working at Walmart and it's announced over the loudspeakers.
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Touché.
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sydie5
| 12
The exact placement of it is critical to this FML. To the pervert's eye; it could have been a hilariously entertaining sight.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
That awkward moment when your snot misses the tissue.
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ankoku
| 2
The awkward moment when you realize you should have used a tissue**
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coried91
| 28
That awkward moment when you read the FML again and it says they couldn't see anything on their tissue meaning they used a tissue...
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capslockisgood
| 19
If they used a tissue and the snot did not touch the tissue, obviously it missed the tissue.
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emeraldisle
| 30
I'm sure next time you'll check yourself thoroughly.
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DocBastard
| 38
Did you think the mucus had magically disappeared? Where the hell did you think it had gone?
"Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking."
Dumbass.
"Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking."
Dumbass.
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
maybe OP thought it had ended up on the floor or somewhere else? even though that idea alone is pretty gross, i suppose it would be better if it ended up on the floor rather than on your clothing (with the exception of cleaning it up, of course.)
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mmmkayyy
| 6
I was eating...key word, WAS. -_-
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Cool story, my weak-stomached bro.
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LaColombianita
| 26
I thought people already learned not to eat when reading FML's... I don't even see why people get grossed out so easily anyways when reading some of these.. Maybe that's just me.
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llamafish
| 25
People also get turned on while reading them. Interesting bunch on here, I must say.
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kooochris1995
| 14
^ I'm one of the people who gets turned on reading them!!!
Ohh crap, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud!
Ohh crap, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud!
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Enslaved
| 36
Well, it had to have gone somewhere. You should have looked for it better. God forbid you just leave it on someone's desk or something!
"Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking."
Dumbass.