Snotty

By Snot monster - 29/08/2025 03:00 - Poland

Today, after days of nasal congestion, I stifled a sneeze. It went out my nose, blowing out a massive spray of green gunk, streaked with blood. This happened at a meeting, splattering the table in front of me with green bloody mucus. The other attendees looked horrified and one ran to vomit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 361
You deserved it 148

Same thing different taste

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Green with blood in it? You have a sinus infection and need to see your Dr for antibiotics.

Best excuse to get out of a meeting ever!

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Green with blood in it? You have a sinus infection and need to see your Dr for antibiotics.

Best excuse to get out of a meeting ever!