Today, my 17 year-old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he overheated, but he still won't take it off. FML
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Today, I had to physically force my nephew to change his clothes after he tried to go out in long black jeans, a long-sleeved black shirt and a heavy black hoodie. It’s currently 106°F where we live. Apparently, heatstroke is the new trend, as several of his classmates are dressing the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, after the seventh morning in a row where my son threw a fit because he wanted to wear summer clothes, I put him in shorts and a tank top and put him outside. He got the message and changed into long sleeves and pants. Ten minutes later, cops pull up. My nosy neighbor called CPS. FML
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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Moep20 24
Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )
rofdoc 14
I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!
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amillionbucks 5
Reminded me of Thrift Shop... And btw giraffes are pretty awesome
XxDevilxXGt 26
He vowed to be the best Giraffe he could be! Go OP's boyfriend!
RaggleFrock 13
I was watching Africa on bbc 1 on Sunday and they had some giraffes fighting over territory, I too thought they are pretty awesome.
BradyT918 9
Maybe it's his and his mothers way of trying to tell you he's an AB.
ydi_4_suking 20
I liked giraffes until I saw the video of them fighting. The noise their heads and necks make when they hit each other was very disturbing.
kathryn14 19
Hey Macklemore, can we go thrift shopping? ...This is ******* awesome
v1kt4r 13
Hey.. Watched that too.. David Attenboughs Africa or something.. Shit got real.. I know completely off topic but yeah..
BandWagonGuy 8
Gorillas are awesome too.
HanaFML 10
Got the onesie with the socks on 'em!
Iamevil123 16
That takes dedicaton.
TwinChapter 15
For some reason this reminded me of Remi Gaillard and all of his crazy costumes and stunts :P If you haven't watched his videos, you HAVE to look his name up on YouTube... he's hilarious :)
rofdoc 14
I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
I second that! May want to wash it though...
kay71095 9
Are the footsies or onesies? Because there's a difference. You wouldn't get over heated in onesies
IceCreamMage 17
Guessing it's a onesie because I've seen them everywhere in Australia now and it would be possible to overheat in 35C+ degree heat. Recently it's been exceeding 40C. Very possible to happen.
illmatic2 16
Why would you want to date someone like that?
hannaaaahr 33
BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME
illmatic2 16
No, he's weird and immature. It's funny to do maybe once or twice or just around the house, but if you refuse to take it off like he is then there is something wrong with you.
happle 21
I agree with 35. If it's cold, I understand wanting to wear it, but if he keeps passing out, he has a problem.
zombieslayer83 19
26, some people just don't understand awesomeness in it rawest liquid form! I'm with you.
allskollfukurmom 2
And this is coming from the person who has "new record" as their profile picture
TheDeafWalrus 8
Coming from someone with sponge bob as theirs..
illmatic2 16
I think you're just jealous because you suck at minesweeper.
Nilla_Please 12
Says the guy with the 3% win rate
Axipiter 24
Are we really getting into a profile picture war here!? The FML community has been on an upswing the past few weeks, don't drag it back down!
illmatic2 16
Yes, 106, it looks like we are.... Well whether you like my profile picture or not, my original point still stands.
Nilla_Please 12
I agree completely I just wanted to help that guy out :P
kirasant 19
Nah, I'm with you #3. I like weirdness and all that. I have a wide array of strange friends and I really don't care what the guys wears, BUT the guy has passed out 3 times. If he didn't take it off after the 1st time, then it's OPs fault for dating this idiot. Besides that, this can't be the first crazy thing he's done.
Carmstro 13
I wouldn't say he's weird or immature necessarily. I think it's freaking hilarious but with the passing out, that just makes what he's doing plain stupid. Doesn't mean OP should break up with him though, he'll figure it out.
GoodLookingGeese 10
She doesn't have to break with him, he's going to break himself out, his skull will open crack anytime since he doesn't get it passing out is dangerous for himself.
EsotericBrent 29
Guys, CLEARLY wearing a giraffe suit>Personal Heath/Safety....
Moep20 24
Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )
beachchick9498 5
That will forever be my life's motto. Thank you.
Maria_Obligacia 14
You need a matching onesie, ASAP
LolPieRofl 11
Lol yeah like a female giraffe onesie!
Whaaaaaat734 6
30- Really? I would've never guessed that!
Werken247 14
Yeah, then OP can just as stupid and immature as her boyfriend!
Le_Anonymous 9
Or they can both have fun and be majestic giraffes in their onsies.
outoftown 26
Definately. Then keep him inside and crank up the air conditioning.
kithless 6
Op you are dating a toddler. Fyl.
BruisedGiraffe 15
It's stylish and you have to deal with uncomfortable heat. Just like real giraffes.
asb818 14
When did OP have time to pose for 55's picture with all that passing out?
etchsanity1 11
55 are you op's boyfriend ?
AnimeCookie 9
FYL for not doing it.
timcatim 7
I guess it's his choice but I would be worried if I were you.
xx000o 27
Rip it off, worry about the long term psychological damage later.
amillionbucks 5
Better than a knit sweater.
LarissaAllen 10
Where does one get an adult size giraffe onesie?
sexxxysydney 14
Amazon sells them for 50 bucks :] I bought one for Halloween and it's awesome.!
pickles1994 18
Walmart. You get ALMOST everything at Walmart. Lol trust me I work there.
Catkam623 27
Fyl for working at Walmart, YDI for not quitting.
ThatAss 14
Ebay lol
molzipan 16
you can buy some at kigurumi-shop.com I have the tabby cat one and wear it all the time. Also eBay sells them dirt cheap if you don't mind waiting a few weeks because of international shipping.
Riliana_fml 7
#56 - I got banned from Walmart. What do I do?
Riliana_fml 7
#142 - Didn't mean to type that. I'm messaging my friend right now too.
olpally 32
Your boyfriend is a moron. Lol. Let him keep passing out. he deserves it for not listening to you.