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Today, while on a first date with a charming guy, I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along, since my pads were in there, and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse, in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML


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On 01/04/2013 at 7:33pm - love - by but i make different stiffies (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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If he didn't trust you enough to take your purse to the bathroom, then I suggest you don't go out with him.

Afterall, trust is one of the main ingredients to a healthy relationship, isn't it?

#3 - On 01/04/2013 at 11:35pm by FMLKitten

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He must get ditched by girls a lot on dates. Red flag! And don't ever leave your purse, he may have been trying to rob you.

#5 - On 01/04/2013 at 11:36pm by MI3

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