By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

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Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

you shouldn't have held it that long and gone to the restroom before the bill...

most people don't have to go until after they're done eating.

Where is your statistical evidence? Most people use the bathroom whenever they need to go and can.

The thing I don't understand is, isn't it normal for most guys to cover the bill anyway?

It depends on who asked who out. If I were to ask a guy out, I'd be prepared to pay.

Why blame the victim? At what moment OP chose to use the restroom is irrelevant.

It depends on where you live. I the US it seems to be expected. In my country splitting is normal unless its clearly stated. So i wouldn't expect to pay for the other one even if i asked out someone. I would have paid my part and give the resturant owner all the Information about the person i have (name and if i know adress and if i have contact information) and let them handle how they get their money back. Dunno how it is in the US but here you can only be made accountable for that what you order and eat and not the stuff someone else eats.

Was it chicken tikka masala?!

Most likely not...

Ya know, I don't think you would want anything serious with her.

Or anything at all if she makes herself look super aggressive right off the bat

Agreed. Sounds like she has major trust issues.

OP definitely definitely doges a bullet with that one. The 7 year old from the last FML will probably grow up to be like her.

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

I can't imagine why guys would want to ditch her. She seems so pleasant and nice.

No, FHDL(fuck her dates' lives) if she was so weird or their own problems made them have to jump out a window.

Or maybe it's a clever plan so she never has to pay? If the OP texts and appoligizes she'll go out with him again but start another fight and storm out footing him with the check...

Good riddance.

At that point, you probably should climb out the window.

I see that she's been on this site to think that.

Sounds like she's been burned in the past. Still an overreaction though.

Your dodging a bullet there my friend.