Love: Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By but i make different stiffies - 05/01/2013 00:33 - United States - Parker

Today, while on a first date with a charming guy, I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along, since my pads were in there, and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse, in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Deal breaker

By frankie - 19/01/2009 01:01 - Canada

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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soulstrike23 6

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:34

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

randomguy76 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:48

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

Comments

soulstrike23 6

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:34

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:37

you shouldn't have held it that long and gone to the restroom before the bill...

JMichael 25

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:45

most people don't have to go until after they're done eating.

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:57

Where is your statistical evidence? Most people use the bathroom whenever they need to go and can.

smackaroonial 20

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:50

The thing I don't understand is, isn't it normal for most guys to cover the bill anyway?

littleteapot 21

Thursday 1 January 2015 6:13

It depends on who asked who out. If I were to ask a guy out, I'd be prepared to pay.

quarterbird 18

Thursday 1 January 2015 9:54

Why blame the victim? At what moment OP chose to use the restroom is irrelevant.

Fou_Lou 20

Monday 12 January 2015 16:44

It depends on where you live. I the US it seems to be expected. In my country splitting is normal unless its clearly stated. So i wouldn't expect to pay for the other one even if i asked out someone. I would have paid my part and give the resturant owner all the Information about the person i have (name and if i know adress and if i have contact information) and let them handle how they get their money back. Dunno how it is in the US but here you can only be made accountable for that what you order and eat and not the stuff someone else eats.

tranced_ 45

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:39

Was it chicken tikka masala?!

kerstileann 26

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:12

Most likely not...

SnakeEye_454 10

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:44

Ya know, I don't think you would want anything serious with her.

IvyRizzzzoli 25

Thursday 1 January 2015 5:34

Or anything at all if she makes herself look super aggressive right off the bat

Chilupa 28

Thursday 1 January 2015 18:57

Agreed. Sounds like she has major trust issues.

fortune789 17

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:51

OP definitely definitely doges a bullet with that one. The 7 year old from the last FML will probably grow up to be like her.

randomguy76 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:48

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 1 January 2015 1:16

I can't imagine why guys would want to ditch her. She seems so pleasant and nice.

Kielnmsoftly 26

Thursday 1 January 2015 1:52

No, FHDL(**** her dates' lives) if she was so weird or their own problems made them have to jump out a window.

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 30 March 2018 0:29

Or maybe it's a clever plan so she never has to pay? If the OP texts and appoligizes she'll go out with him again but start another fight and storm out footing him with the check...