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Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

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HSOMGF 5

That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.

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meagy 6

I think you're dating a prostitute.

kittenvks 11

Never said they were dating did he? If he was smart he cleared out.

wellfuuucckme 7

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Just be like tyga if she ain't down ba ,ba bye bitch C:

MormonPornstar 7

Or just finish before the hour is up. We all know you don't last THAT long

Srs_business 7

Allow me to translate for 27. If she wants you to pay for sexual intercourse, politely tell her that you aren't interested.

spekledworf 18

Well it is Rhode Island... $5 peep shows at the Amazing Superstore

fukmefreddy 4

I'll give you

fukmefreddy 4

15- I'll give you $50 for a Cleveland steamer

mikeofthunder 13

As long as it's a reasonable price, that's a win, dude.

calilovesneb 12

What are you, desperate? Women should never resort to selling their bodies to make money.

mikeofthunder 13

No but I was joking. I'm as against prostitution as you are

mikeofthunder 13

No but I was joking. I'm as against prostitution as you are

laden_swallow09 35

If you said "NOT!" at the end, then maaaaaybe you wouldn't have gotten so many negative votes. You may have even gotten in the black. In this case, however, you just sounded like one of those YOLO morons.

kathuzada 6

You fell victim to a double standard

myoukei 31

@15 if a woman chooses to sell her body that is none of your business. She can choose whatever lifestyle she pleases. ^_^

beccaishereyay 11

Good price?

Barr3lR0ll 9

Depends if she offers package deals.

beccaishereyay 11

Who doesn't

KiddNYC1O 22

4- Only 3 easy payments of $13.33.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

But wait! There's more!

rin142 12

She has herpes too?! :O

Nabee143 3

Well look on the bright side.... It's definitely a "sure" thing! At least you know that there will be a happy ending. Lol

poetrywriter12 6

Escort? Maybe live will blossom... XD

HSOMGF 5

That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.

onlychildFTW 34

Never pay from a girl/guy. You don't know what's been in their pants and from whom it's cum from.

wellfuuucckme 7

i see what you did there ;)

TurtleSmile 14

You seem to have a way with understanding the ways of social conventions.. You don't stay in much. Do you?

perdix 31

#6, I thought it was her straightforward way of saying, "I don't find you attractive enough to give it away for free, but if there's money involved, you'll do."

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.

kittenvks 11

And some pages sticking together :)

chippa 24

#11, I just puked a little...

Drigr 9

That you only touch with a rubber glove...

annie_nk 23

And it glows under black light.

DatRealAssTruth 3

Good one lol

PipingMouse 14

And the back and front covers are a little worn out.

GypsyRover 0

Well,you don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave after you're done! Lol.

chippa 24

What an ego-boosting perspective!

borkchop1992 15

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Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get laid.... unless you rape someone then that's not cool and i hope bees infest your ass

laden_swallow09 35

If it gets to be that bad for you to the point where you say "Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get laid,' you definitely need to reconsider your priorities.

ya_momma 4

Look on the bright side, if you ever get desperate you know where your booty call is at!

perdix 31

Pay it! If she can make a living doing it, she must be damn good at it. This is one of those times that premature ejaculation has its advantages. It saves you $$$! If she rounds up to the nearest hour, be prepared for a 58-minute explanation of why that has never happened to you before.

PleaseStayChill 9

People also pay for blow-up dolls. They don't have to be good at it, people just like to put their penis in things.

perdix 31

Blow-up dolls are one-time purchases, successful ****** rely on repeat business, so the quality of their servixes is constantly under screwtiny.

PleaseStayChill 9

"Screwtiny"? Is that a pun because we're talking about prostitutes? Good one Perdix. You are the master. But you make a valid point. Scrutiny is bad for business, so she must be either great at her job or really cheap.

PleaseStayChill 9

"quality of their Servixes is constantly under screwtiny"... Either you were really tired while writing that, a complete retard, or a comical genius. I'm guessing all three? Probably mostly the last.

tehaustiebear 34

Perdix was talking about her cervix, or "servix" if you will. It was not in any way retarded.