By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
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HSOMGF 5

That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.

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rebel_belle1974 5

what kind of building you live in!?!

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joethebiden 8

Shit, you found a Rhode Island *****. This is like finding one of Willy Wonka's golden tickets. She's a keeper.

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JaysFanStu 3

At least she was up front with her fees. No hidden extras?

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RedPillSucks 31

Well. He didn't completely read the fine print, and there's probably also an oral contract.

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kennaem1 11

Are you getting a good deal?

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neurodoc 1

Make sure you keep the receipt and ask what the return policy is upfront !! Just teasing. FYL.

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Arcangel196 0

Hopefully you can afford it lmfao if not then just do what you gotta do and don't pay her!

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