Anonymous
Providence, United States
Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
goodbye
Canada
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
-insert clever nickname here-
Seattle, United States
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
mywillyisdisappointed
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
High hopes
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
danny
Federal Way, United States
Great deal
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
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HSOMGF 5
That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.
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StubbornDonkey 10
Did she say plus expenses? Cuz if not be sure to subtract those from her fee or make her pay for herself.
Zale17 4
How much did you end up paying? Lol jk that sucks though sorry OP.
lOl147_fml 8
Ask her for a friends and family discount
riashah 14
Opps !
DarthVader77 9
So, what is the problem? Negatives: payment, possible but unlikely arrest, VD. Positives: sex (guaranteed), set price, no mind games, heartache, nagging, pressure, no hidden expenses, no chance to ever lose half of your property. Think of it this way and make your decision.
NamelessFace 22
Maybe he wanted a committed relationship and not a sex toy?????
alyssacornett 15
prostituteeee