Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

by Shortround / 09/30/2012 at 8:56am / United States (Illinois) / Love

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  • Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!

    #2 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:15pm by greenie213

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  • Report this to the police. When they bring your stuff back, tell them they could discard the girlfriend.

    #6 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:16pm by PenguinBitch

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