Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
by Shortround / 09/30/2012 at 8:56am / United States (Illinois) / Love
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Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!
#2 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:15pm by greenie213
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Report this to the police. When they bring your stuff back, tell them they could discard the girlfriend.
#6 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:16pm by PenguinBitch
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