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Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML


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On 08/12/2012 at 11:49am - love - by jake (man) - United States (Oregon)

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what a bitch. I'm sorry op. wish the best for you and your girlfriend/fiance!

#1 - On 08/12/2012 at 12:55pm by plasticsmile42

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Wow your mother sounds horrible to do that...just propose behind her back and see how that makes her feel! It's your love life not hers. Good luck with your proposal! :)

#3 - On 08/12/2012 at 12:56pm by NiCeGuY115

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