Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

by r4inb0wbrit3 / 07/13/2012 at 3:37am / United States (Delaware) / Love

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  • Yeah, you shouldn't have said that in the first place anyways. Even if it wasn't his mother. Remember that hobo story?

    #1 - On 07/13/2012 at 10:12am by AwsumShyGuy

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  • Im wondering why they didnt greet each other

    #4 - On 07/13/2012 at 10:27am by SpoonsAndPickles

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