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Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. Well while in the movie theater I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said "You're so funny I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 11:22am - love - by heartbreakkid21 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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lol, owned

at least she was nice and took it in stride

it could have been worse. She could have jumped back disgusted and screamed "WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME!?! RAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEE!!!"

#10 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:28pm by genius_man16

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Sucks. Sounds like both of you had a different idea of what was going on...

#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:24pm by chea_chea

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