Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
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homieskillet 0
Well you could have just asked for his number, and when you figure out ur number, call him haha
Buttsexpirate 9
"Let me get yo number" "Durrrrr". Haha hopefully afterwards you calmed down enough to give him a proper response OP.
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Comments (80)
homieskillet 0
Well you could have just asked for his number, and when you figure out ur number, call him haha
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Your*
mccaincracker 6
15 - it's obvious what the comment is implying no need to be a nazi about it
firecopy 6
19 - No need to support bad grammar :/
AnonymousTroll 2
25 - No need to be an idiot.
MedKits 9
No need to bitch at each other.
missyj0 12
I like pie.
nava1210 12
29 - no need to be the peace maker..
firecopy 6
My bad. I should have said spelling. :(
UnleashedKilla1 4
You profile picture is damn right.
LolFMLnot 10
19 its not bad grammar its called slang.
Bozone 7
50 but it really isn't all that hard to put two extra letters .
AssassinsCRB 0
Why would she have to remember her number to call him, its not like she has to enter it anywhere
lukemack 4
Omg who cares
LolFMLnot 10
55 , it is easy, but I was just pointing out that it wasn't a grammar mistake.
onedayinamsterda 14
why not just ask for his so u could key it in ur phone, surely u rem how to store a number?
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
You* Your* Remember*
nattynatters 14
16- I don't like you. Not one bit.
Zaros_fml 24
25- I don't think he's looking for your approval
Buttsexpirate 9
"Let me get yo number" "Durrrrr". Haha hopefully afterwards you calmed down enough to give him a proper response OP.
bitchslapped22 14
She should have just answered with: ".....Let me get YO number!"
BTSfanatic 0
I thumbed up your comment by accident. When In reality. Your shit is WEAK
nic7973 23
it is pretty cute though
Pentium_4 27
every phone lists your phone number somewhere in settings>phone info. or you could ask for his, then call his phone then and there so he knows yours too
Takuya272727 16
Because everyone has a cell phone... OP could of had a house phone, which is less easier to identify with.
yahoowizard 16
Let's assume you didn't just walk away after that
Clamcreepy 7
He probably worked up so much just to ask for your number and you went blank. I'm it'll be a while before he does that again I thought stuff like that only happened in movies.
Clamcreepy 7
I was referring to her "going blank" and forgot her number. I should say something rude back at you but you're clearly slow comprehending sentences.
clm123455 14
38: I'll proudly say something rude to your ass. If you didn't like what he said click the thumbs down and move on. No one wants to hear your response because it was pathetic and weak. Thank you and have a nice day.
choshaki 8
You could've made an excuse, like "I just got a new number" or simply played it off. But hey at least he asked for your number.
mattorama 15
Somehow I can't imagine a person who's too flustered to remember their own phone number being able to come up with an excuse.
fallensnow143 6
thts cute hehe
Pelreskovich 11
Your phone broke so he should Facebook you!? Think on your toes! I doubt you've ruined your chances though, no worries!
DontForgetMe4 0
This is NOT an FML. The guy you really like asked for your number! He likes you. :)