Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
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homieskillet 0
Well you could have just asked for his number, and when you figure out ur number, call him haha
Buttsexpirate 9
"Let me get yo number" "Durrrrr". Haha hopefully afterwards you calmed down enough to give him a proper response OP.
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Comments (80)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, how can anyone not say YDI? Any FML that mentions that they've gained weight is an automatic YDI from the majority of people on this site, but something as stupid and pathetic is this isn't? Ridiculous...that's downright pathetic OP, that you waited for him to ask you out and couldn't remember something as simple as your phone number when he asked for it. YDI for being that desperate.
erictheking25 0
Aw that's adorable
ideasrule 13
If you had asked HIM out instead of being pathetic, you wouldn't have been so excited, and he would be the one forgetting his number. Right?
joshPicou 0
Being smooth like that, you better stock up on batteries.
Genoc123 5
Guys like that sort of stuff it's cute
psychokitty1622 0
Why not just giggle and say you forgot? He obviously thinks you're cool so he wouldn't suddenly think you're an idiot.
Joey01616 0
Haha, you probably looked worse telling him you'd remember the number
swimlove 0
What did you do then
Sakura11101 4
Haha, that happened to me. But I never remember my phone number...
eatsleeprun 1
Aw that's actually cute!