Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
whattheactualfuck
Durban, South Africa
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?
Chilombian 0
That's...something.
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Comments (142)
Chilombian 0
That's...something.
waswashere 0
Wincest?
ICATiger 13
Bacon?? ^^^ *dribbles*
LiveLaughFML 10
I wish the best of lucky to you and your inbred cannibalistic children :')
skullcandifiedDJ 5
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts... Get as far away as you can
Angel_Cacey 7
Theres a saying.."a girl will marry a guy like her father"...brings a whole new meaning..ew
DeboDaGreat 3
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila Floor!! :D
gamercanadian 11
This just made my day.
GovernorGeneral 8
Omg. This morning i was just thinking about how if a dad falls in love wth his daughter....fuuuuuuuuck. Fuuuuck. Youre fuuuuuuuuucked if he rememebers.
TheCarChanel 0
Drunk actions are sober thoughts
zaynismylove 2
that's AWKWARD
stevenJB 25
You might wanna ask Your dad about that when he's sober! XD
MineIsBigger 5
being drunk is the best time to propose.
EatnBeef 7
Op, shoulda said yes.
rubberduckie94 13
Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?
Redoxx_fml 22
Better question what kind of priest will marry them?
Calyx_fml 22
He'll have to moonwalk.
Marcelb 17
68 = win
KiddNYC1O 22
Her real fiancé/husband can walk her down the aisle.
PaigeySlade 7
I wonder if anyone would even go to the wedding... O.e
trp2wondrland 9
LOL this comment cracked me up! Maybe her mom can walk her down?
effedml 5
Maybe this should be OP's response. Dad might sober up while he ponders the answer.
u_must_die 15
The mom would be pissed her ex husband is marrying her daughter
Maciejas 8
So, did you say yes?
brownov6969 4
Incest is best
hellbilly205 17
Give your cousin a test
flockz 20
it's great like a good ol' fashioned sausage fest.
burtonbullet 10
And she doesn't need to leave the nest.
xBrandonIsOnFire 6
Because she's already on the quest
Pixxio_O 11
...to find potatoes.
Krysk_fml 0
WOW way to stop the rhyme thing that they were doing. Shame on you
drzhottie148 0
LMFAOOOOOOOO, Funniest comment of the day #84
princess151617 4
This made my day ! Lol
perdix 31
Before you say no, check with your mom. She might want you to be a good wingman and take him off her hands while she finds a guy who can hold his liquor.
JayJaysGirl 0
Perdix is back!!!(:
Torva_fml 16
Perdix was gone?
Rocker909 0
Perdix was always here... in our hearts.
jtthegr8 26
Why is perdix so popular?
perdix 31
Because I'm persistent. What I lack in humor and wit, I make up for with sheer volume!
Soonerjake09 4
I will be honest I have never heard of that. That's funny and wrong at the same time.
pandabear7306 0
I was thinking the same thing
Snafuusmc 12
Don't brake his heart! :p
Snafuusmc 12
Break....
flockz 20
don't steer him in the wrong direction.
SuperBritty23 7
oh shit^^^
BiGxMoE_fml 0
Drunk idiot
ninjuh_wingman 29
Its like a fairy tale come true.
Magic8witches 5
Yeah the princess whose father tried to marry her and she had to leave the country
ICATiger 13
I hear wedding bells. No seriously I do.
Yak99 0
You should get that checked
Slimshots 8
#46, your image never fails to amuse me.
Dracoboxer357 36
46- .......Your pic kinda looks like Hugh Jackman, having an ******. Strange.