I love your cat for defending you! Sorry to hear that your wife was cheating and you have to put down the cat:( I say you and the cat run off together.

Yeah. And the only thing you ought to give your "friend" is a copy of Ted Nugeñt's "Cat Scratch Fever."

lmfao this is the best.

That is some complete b s that you have to put your cat down, I'm actually pissed off cause of that. I have to agree, this is the best. I can't think of anything else that would be worse than this fml.

society is ******

the cat just wanted some action with mans balls...

all the cat wanted was some action... but the man was hogging the wife so he sliced his balls open. firetruck.

122; OP shouldn't need to pay for the 'surgery' anyway. If OP is married, then his cat is also his wife's cat, meaning his wife should either have to pay or at least pay half. And the shit about putting the cat down... give it to a relative until you sort your stuff out and just say you did put it down.

I will never hate another cat again!

awww.. I don't see why you have to put down your cat, he didn't even kill the person, and yet when a person kills a person we don't always kill the killler.

Nor when a person kill an animal (and I mean 4 the heck of it), there's something wrong with us humans

I am trying to think of the position they were in for the cat to slice the balls. it sounds intriguing.

His wife probably doesn't work and the state is probably making him put his cat down so they can check its brain for rabies.

I agree completely with #18 :)

hahahahah

Dude don't be an ass hat putting down a cat sucks and his situation already sucked there is no bright side

best cat ever! Dont kill it take it somewhere and say u shot it a threw it in a river so they cant ask for the body. then put down ur wife or at least divorce that freaking ***** and dont pay shit for his balls. make her pay it she owns the cat too legally if ur married, and it happened under her supervision. Her fault. And get rid of your friend.

more like penius cat!

#1 - Awesomeeee cat #2 - I really, really, really doubt a cat could damage balls that bad. But then again, I've never experienced my balls being attacked like that :P. #3 - I don't see how you would really be liable for his medical records. I could see why given the sad state of affairs with the misuse of the courts why you might have to but you'd have an EXCELLENT chance in court of not having to pay for anything if you wanted.

trying to think of a position where the cat couldn't get to the balls

Send her his balls in the mail.

or let her join the cat.

He should put her down as well

I'm sure the vet would offer a two for one deal in this case...hell, he should bring the friend, might get a bulk rate

I got a shotgun in the back of my truck........

nice.

Dump the bitch, keep the cat, and neuter your friend... oops, too late. I feel so bad for you man, FYL

Lol tell me about it...

forget sorry! seek vengeance!

yes I am here.

fake fml

haha. I'm insane with a touch of retiredness too

wow wat a costume

Pauseunpause! You like him!

yea I wouldn't put it down or pay for the surgery

sue for animal abuse! the cat didn't have to see his junk ):

many heros dont have good endings:(

Perhaps the cat was seeking vengeance, for his own possible neuter! If so, his balls were cut open with a scalpel blade before being removed, so he just wanted revenge on the nearest pair to take out his anger and tainted manhood. Just a guess though.

yeah y would u have to kill he did u a favor!!

Don't do anything to the cat, please. Divorce the bitch and make her pay for the man-**** surgery.

The council is probably forcing him to kill as the cat is "dangerous".

about to be an hero.

Yeah, it was just being a good guard cat. If someone it doesn't know is ******* your owner, what else are you supposed to do? Good cat.

#5 & #4 I Agree

I agree! sorry :(

2 = hot

he could do that but then he has to pay for the divorce too :( by the way ur super hot maybaybe;)

DUCKFACE!

#135 - I'd rather pay to divorce the **** than pay for that idiot's balls to get fixed. He deserves ****** up testicles!

I agree

hey bitch

true f@$* that bitch

Put down your wife, sue your friend.

agreed

damn ur hot

you got a facebook so we can char??

324 - Please use the PM feature.

that cat needs to have a go at the duckface

Cutie (:

AGREED.

he should not have to pay for divorce since she was cheating

this!!! :D that cat was defending you! don't kill it!

it's not like he has a choice 13...

Why wouldn't he have a choice? I imagine the cat was doing what any normal animal would in its situation and defending its territory by attacking the strange thing that had come in to it.

I'm sure thats how it works...

141: he may not have a choice because many states require that any animal that attacks a person must be put down. it's to avoid further incidents. personally, i think it's a completely idiotic law. if a dog/cat bites or scratches a stranger who has provoked them, that's a natural reaction. people react the same exact way. well, we don't bite, but we do punch or shove on reflex when something startles us, threatens us, etc.

I agree with 310. The cat was the hero of the situation!! And now it will die as a result of doing the right thing. How unjust. Also, what 310 said reminds me of BuckBeak in HP3

seriously, it's her fault

yes, and then divorce her

Thats really smart

i know adultery is a crime in some state but "alienation of love".

Here in Illinois, I believe there is still a law concerning alienation of affection. Dunno about Texas. Don't kill your cat, bro, and certainly don't pay for your "friend's" surgery. If he wants to make a big deal about it, let him. He can make it a big neighborhood scandal, and everyone will think he's a tosser, a real prick, and will laud your cat for his loyalty. Especially if your "friend" is married; won't his missus love to hear that story circulating!

nor would I pay a dime.. It's that jackasses own fault he knew better

Please tell me that the quotes were used to refer to the idiocity of some other person, and that's not really how you believe 'accidentally' is spelt. Hell, who am I kidding? I ask too for too much.

She actcadentally made that spelling error.

"idiocity" Well that is a new one, can't say I've heard that one before.

Please tell me that's a typo and you don't really think Idiocity is a real word.

let's just gaze at her picture.... hmmm

Guys, idiocity is a real word.

Idiocity is plausible as some people say it instead of idiocy. I've even heard it on TV. Yeah it may not be correct but it still fit.

I think they meant act like your cat accidentally got hit by a car and they just put the word together. so that way he won't have to kill his cat.