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Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39974) - you deserved it (2863)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

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You can do better.

#1 - On 09/26/2011 at 1:07pm by ZealIFeel

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Did she come over and steal his sperm then artificially inseminate herself? That's the only logical explanation because there's no way that he would cheat on you.

#3 - On 09/26/2011 at 1:12pm by every1luvsboners

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