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Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36907) - you deserved it (2976)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

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he's a jackass

#1 - On 06/27/2011 at 7:00pm by destinyo_ox

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Break up with him in front of his entire family.

#5 - On 06/27/2011 at 7:03pm by hegira

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