Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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destinyo_ox 0
he's a jackass
hegira 18
Break up with him in front of his entire family.
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destinyo_ox 0
he's a jackass
ChickenInMyKitch 4
The boyfriend is not worthy enough to share the same noun as Jackass the movie, so it's best to not call him that.
rockindyl22 0
Regarding the last sentence... was it you OP?
shrinkydinks 0
I agree! how did she even get to the point of saying yes to someone who makes bets with friends over marriage? unless ops some crazy, moves too quickly, wants to get married after two months type of girl. then fhl.
pertained 12
but haven't they been dating for 5 years? weird westerners.
shrinkydinks 0
oh I didn't see the five years part! my bad. well regardless, I think op should've been smarter to know that he wouldn't seriously want to marry her. how does that come as a shock?
zman1422 3
^ @pertained, says the man who's wearing an assassin's creed costume
pertained 12
^we all have our fetishes... So what's your point? xD
Boygenius50 8
No. Nobody has an Assassin's Creed fetish. No.
denbeste 3
Yes. Yes, they do.
pertained 12
Living proof, man. Not that I said we all have the same fetishes.
YayFlameWarz 9
Hey pay your respects...RIP Ryan Dunn
angelpies 0
Hopefully you have a different opinion of marriage with him now. Marriage shouldn't be a joke.
smith2001 5
he should have to tell your parents that he screwed up your emotions and relationship over a dare
ChickenInMyKitch 4
thank you #70
dancebabe34 0
agreed. she should make him tell her family. I mean he is the one that made te bet.
Thunderbender 2
What an idiot... OF COURSE she's going to say yes in front of all her family members.
SteveOsWifey 5
now that's just ****** messed up i wouldve kicked him in the nuts! RIP ryan dunn a random hero u will be greatly missed )':
MissBoo111 21
either don't let him out of it or Max out all his credit cards pawn the ring then break up with him! that will teach em'!!!
the101dan 0
70 - **** Ryan Dunn. he's a dumb ****
wancho11 0
fat ninja
RyanMacVey 17
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woah... if you agreed to marry an idiot like that then ydi
shovels 0
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What if she's too nice to say no?
dolphincheddar 10
then she's in for a shitty marriage.
rawrriri 8
37, Marriage isn't something you should be kind or concerned for other peoples feelings for. Just sayin'!
Ghostkiller12345 9
wtf gayboii ?! getting thumbs down again now? i was enjoying ur 200+ thumbs up for ur grandpa post :O , well FYL OP
SorrowFull 8
that is messed up, you should tell your family he moved away and hide his body well
SorrowFull 8
a wood chipper might come in handy
dwreck69 0
blender. then feed it to his friends
JakeLee 6
34- chili with a special secret ingredient
nfc14 2
Yes before he 'disappears' tell him sorry it was part of a dare
CODYsaurusREX 3
Wha....? WTF? O_o No! Bad humor!
anabanana6444 0
LOL SMART! xD
NYkid2K8 5
When he really does propose say no, play it off for a little while. Then say yes.
thinkinboutyou12 0
Why the HELL would she say yes? My advice, if he really does truly propose, kick him square in the crotch. Then hopefully, he'll forget all about the last five years.
cameron194 9
**** it, kick his teeth downs his throat anyway and teell his ass to walk home.. guess that's the end of that relationship .. sorry to hear op
hegira 18
Break up with him in front of his entire family.
stephie0128 2
I totally agree. break up with him
skittlesss 0
haha , DOO ITT(; and be like oh , ya this isn't a dare . duces(;
pman590 8
you have to?
supermankisses 1
Today, as a prank, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said Yes. FML.
SmallTownCutie 0
And that would get almost everyones YDI vote.
jellitonoctopus 19
... in the butt.
Boygenius50 8
Today, some woman posted a dumb ass comment on the Internet. FML
sxe_beast 11
Today, some people were unnecessarily acting like assholes to a female who made a joke on a humorous non serious website. FHL
Boygenius50 8
She made it seem as though it were the girl's fault for accepting the proposal of her boyfriend of five years, I'm pretty sure there's a problem there.
supermankisses 1
No, actually, it was a badly written joke directed towards the boyfriend. I can see where you were confused, though.
Boygenius50 8
Ok I get that
MinnesotaMakesMe 0
TROLL GETS PWNED. hahaha
Boygenius50 8
"Disc golfer" things he's cool! Hahaha
Boygenius50 8
*Thinks
MinnesotaMakesMe 0
Creep reads internet profile in attempted insult! "disc golfer" does not care enough about your pathetic life to do so! I seriously saw one of your comments on every fml I read that day, and they're that of a reasonably smart but small person who hides behind a computer :) I've had bad days but nobody wants to hear your little criticisms or watch you take out your frustrations on innocent internet bystanders. Grow up and and use your critical mind for something useful.
LeoIma 0
no......just no.
NomOnShroomz 14
Umm your dog?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
..What?
shovels 0
..What!
randiZ25 0
At the end of OPs paragraph she said "guess who has to explain this to all my relatives".. and nom said.. your dog. Got it now?
EmilyShmemily496 0
in the butt! ;)
JokeMeister 0
YOU picked him. AND. AND. YOU WOULD MARRY HIM!! that's on u, babygirl.
green_eggs_and_h 0
Would you really want to marry someone like that?
Molord1 0
that was just stupid...