Maddie110110
United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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Same thing different taste
KalaKa
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sleepingbeauty
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anon
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upupandaway
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anon
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misstamz 0
Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"
kut19 6
it means "too long; didn't read"
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Comments (290)
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
too lame; don't respond?
metalsmith 0
"talk later; driving"?
metalsmith 0
I looked it up - it means "too long; didn't read"
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
tan laundry; damn right!
TBMFan 0
xD
Boygenius50 8
Tame lions; don't roar?
Saltime 0
Taco's Lurking; Don't Run?
NomOnShroomz 14
Terrorist Laden; Do Run
tam_tiger 0
Tit lick; dick rub? See, it made him horny ;)
IceeCreamm 7
Talk about shut down.
krty402 7
someone should have combo-breakered :)
kthxbai123 1
ewww
Mitcha857 0
twilight licks; dry rectums
00SPRANGER00 0
taco lovin; damn Roger?
teddy4nyy 13
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
JacksonCampbell 9
84 - You beat me to it!
ShadowTheDumbass 10
too lame: Dad's raping(?)
robbiboyo 0
Terrible lisp; dental reconstruction?
Docbee 11
torturing llamas;deers raped ?
Ryley1 0
Too long; Damn repliers.
tgd4444 9
Tasty lunch; dinner ready?
Zeek63 0
WAYITK; Why aren't you in the kitchen would have been a better reply
dolphincheddar 10
none of you are funny stop trying this post is going to shit -.- you have failed to cease my boredom mortal beings
lulututu 4
I thought it was funny:)
magicman1 0
STFU
sheethapins 13
Ticklish lice; dried rice?
6joe9 0
too late ; dog's raped
Justforlolz 14
Two laxatives : Deadly response?
jaidonsafira 0
too lunk; drate riot?
TheNeidermayer 0
Tan Legs; Daniel Radcliffe.
Cell23 0
no, it's "Too Long, DIDN'T READ!"
bezach 0
**** later, rubbing time
bezach 0
too drunk, date raped I'm sure it's a good reason he couldn't talk.
Vampgirl202 4
talk later; at the dr
princessRiRi97 0
******** licking; DAMN right!
MariaaIsSexyy 0
What Was Funnyy?:/
FNFPhilly 0
talk later; doctor that's what I say if I'm at the Doc
FNFPhilly 0
talk later; doctor that's what I say if I'm at the Doc
emorockerownage 9
retards its "Too Long; Didnt Read"
Mitcha857 0
deerrrrrr my name is emorockownage and I'm an idiot cause I can't take a joke duhhhhhhh. By the way dumb ass kid, there's no way in hell you're almost 25 when you look like a pubescent little scrawny kid
raptorjebus 0
too long didn't read.
j8steele 0
too late; died reading
dheinzen2 1
TALK LATER; DOCTOR jesus christ people it's not that crazy
littlesilver 0
True love, damn right?
TheGoodman15 6
tummy large; don't eat
Shring_fml 0
how do people not know that means too long didn't read?
BossDavyy 0
twat lips; dick rim
SnailJamsss 6
cute lol
Kartor 6
LOL! Best replies EVER!
GuessWhatKids 13
Turtle laid; refrigerator.
Uscdrew1 7
Guys, we all know that it means "too long; didn't read." Now please proceed to the nearest convenience store and pick up a little thing called a sense of humor.
fml98kevin 4
95 is the bestt. and C-C-COMBO BRREAKKARRRR
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Tight lips ; dick rubbed
Tommananaze6T9 4
ten ligers'; dicks ruptured?
JordanRetro13 0
you should go get some or something man, r u stressed or something?
julianak 0
tickling lardos; didn't read.
pepelapew 0
you fag
whosechairisthat 0
wow. i really thought it was tan legs:danielle radcliffe.
saltypirate 0
How did this comment not get moderated?? lol
saltypirate 0
too long; DAMN right?!?!?!?!?! torture licks; dick rub?
kay2kay 1
too late; devil raptured
tubaglue 0
lololol!! this is very funny! :P
Its_squared 2
Obviously we all know that.
ballesteros1992 0
time to lick; do it rihgtnow
teddy4nyy 13
203 I beat u to it
kerry1116 0
talk later; doctors'
angrymexican 8
too little; dick rejected
LordVoldemort6 0
twilight licks; dumbledore rules
ShrukiantheMad 0
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!
skylar9797 0
it really means " too long; didn't read"
GetOwnedPuppy 0
Too late; doing Raven
sowrongitsranda 0
too long ; didn't read ?
MrBigMeat_fml 0
I think so
flipstar530 0
talk later; date rape
fmlluver1415 6
talk later: don't rush?
Jojo08_fml 0
hahaha that's the best one!:D
BloodyRainbowUni 4
...What the ****?
dancebgdance 0
hahaha this ones my favorite I think!
ladykyky 4
let the people dream, why don't yuh?
shaubygal 11
it's to long; didn't read
Delannnnnnnnnie 0
I think yours made most sense...but it's fun reading what people come up with:)
FUDGE99 5
Too long; didn't read
katiedoll6 7
Taking lessons; done right !!!!! (random I'm an ejit)
juice723 9
Tiny lynxes; dehydration reeks
Brezhna 0
Your boyfriend is awesome.
BrittanyCelesteP 0
explain to me how that's awesome. It's more of a dick move in my opinion.
chester75 5
sarcasm sweety
ADub55 0
Your pic of you picking your nose is "awesome" too.
BossDavyy 0
She wasn't picking her nose
jackiemoonthepro 5
what does that even mean?
jackiemoonthepro 5
that's why I asked dumbass
metalsmith 0
it means "too long; didn't read"
redbluegreen 41
You must be new.
6969awesome 0
tit licker dick rejecter
noto_fml 0
it means keep it short and to the point or stfu
NecroParade 3
It's what people say when they're too dumb to read more than half of a sentence.
tylerdudesmith 2
dumbass
tylerdudesmith 2
sorry, I just shit myself
ChiddyBANGr 13
any younger siblings? they couldve gotten a hold of his phone and sent that~
hotair10 9
you should find out what "tl; dr" means before making a stupid post like that.
ellomellow 0
hahaha ^
chaldochamp3 6
Or maybe he sent it. Ever think of that?
stopdonkey 0
your a giant idiot
spazz666 18
179: your pic made me giggle. (:
kut19 6
it means "too long; didn't read"
littlesilver 0
Hahahaha, that reminds me of a College Humour video on YouTube! The Leets and the Noob boyfriend!
misstamz 0
Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"
bigfoot89 4
haha best come back number 11 !!
_yarrrr 0
that is the ******* cutest kitten ever! uber-cute
mamak_fml 0
awesome!
foxxi 0
snorts *ahaha!* classic!
Alicia17C 2
15 ruined the joke.
atsirk 0
i agree with 165. 15 you killed it
pablo132 3
that person totally killed it....
avaloncode 8
best. comeback. ever.
Brownstonius 0
the empty can rattles the most
jennifer93 0
that's why you should say long, heartfelt stuff in person
lifeguardd 0
youre right haha
sheethapins 13
Then he'd have said: tl; dl.
teague95 16
This is just a guess but i think your message was "too long and he didn't read it"
Doortje 30
Your guessing skills are AMAZING. I am thoroughly impressed.
arenuister 0
talk later; Dr. who.
rdvfyubuyg 1
nah
_yarrrr 0
lol. awesome.
liy223 6
duh! at least, that's what I would've ment...
igoteffed 0
#winning
alshclown 0
"talk later; dalek raid"
NecroParade 3
131, you are my hero.