Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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briidontgive_ 0
Maybe you should have taken some of your own advice and let her know you like her ?
Egnar 19
Here's the skinny from somebody who has "been there, done that", OP. Stop wasting your time trying to make girls make the move on you because if it works, it works great - However, if you get a really shy girl you'll develop far too much of a connection to her with your time invested than she has developed with you. This is ok if the feeling is mutual but if it's not you'll be completely crushed by somebody that shouldn't mean much to you in the first place. Instead, PUT YOURSELF out there and make the move quickly. . .If she turns you down no harm done to you, AND, the added bonus of you not caring so much because you have no time invested. Now, I'm not saying go out there and ask every girl out on the street out just because the word know isn't as devastating as you think but I am saying you can't go out there putting all your time and effort into girls based off silly assumptions.
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polkadot3155 6
first :)
rachii 0
I hope the mighty Sirin smites you, cause goddamnit you 'first!' shooters annoy me. is it that much of an accomplishment for you? Seriously? Jeez, you must love sticking cacti up your ass.
Sirin_fml 47
Yep, she's a ghost now...
SirEBC 7
"The mighty Sirin"? WTF is that bs?
monstar1292 4
A++++ on the cacti enema remark js
Sirin_fml 47
Yo, please stay on-topic with the ghost's comment, sirEBC.
SirEBC 7
Yes, my lord. *Bows down to the almighty Sirin*
fml_psl 0
thats the way to go :)
polkadot3155 6
first :)
yohooooooo 5
then what are you?
ydi_4_suking 20
just some dumbass that gives the worst suggestions that work againt them
slinginmac14 0
hes a ****, hahaha....
zDylanz 6
Next time, leave hints such as "Don't be shy, me and you can goto the movies".
DropDead77 11
"just friends" zone
intheboot 0
3, there's a floating smile in your profile pic? is that a photo mishap or are you dating Wesley Snipes?
bryanorange 3
Win but racist. u racust ass
josephhhhhh 0
ahahahahahahaha
josephhhhhh 0
hahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahahhah....my reaction to 49 comment and 3....now I'm gonna continue hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagagagagahahahahahah
leeshxx 3
that sucks
deliciouscake 3
op, don't be an asshole. flirt with her and ask her out. don't assume you're the perfect ******* dude. go to the movies, take her out to lunch, carpool, walk to school together, give her a ride to somewhere if she needs to go somewhere. seems that you're the shy person here, op
gamercanadian 11
I feel u OP, it sucks
Farzady123_fml 0
B
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
way to go genius …
sonusingh 0
.
fml_psl 0
shud hav confirmed first
divya_sucjs 0
genius wow wow
SpicyDuck 22
Chill out 94! It's terrible reading comments like that. If you're going to give advice at least make it positive. I'm sure he knows he's not the guy she likes probably because she went for someone else and told him about it? It doesn't mean he doesn't know just cause he didn't mention it.
EvilPotato 15
An idiot that dud not have the courage to ask her out
EvilPotato 15
did
bubby221000ify 0
Your beautiful.
kennababy 0
aww sad! :(
JojoChuo 8
Yeah, but OP shouldn't assume that she likes you without being certain. she was probably his good friend and he took the wrong signs...
JojoChuo 8
she likes him* ...
SpilltMilk2 0
Homies over hoes?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
chicks over dicks.
insanesna1l 0
bread over toast
hunterfreed31 0
^^lmfao^^
testthecoal 5
bros over hoes
SpilltMilk2 0
Poptarts over struddel.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
sisters over misters
ericownz101 0
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
bryanorange 3
WIN!!!!
SpilltMilk2 0
Tips over clits?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
41- Thanks!! I try.
Deadshot108 0
Mate over Rape!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
cape over tape?
Cmliedtke 0
67 failed..
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
I know that didn't make any since but oh well
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
okay, here we go again: sausage over bacon?
Cmliedtke 0
nah, yours was okay, the ? made it look like you werent sure, so yours didnt really look stupid, 67s had a ! in his, so he was pretty sure it was a good one. but it wasn't... its all in the puncuation XD
Cmliedtke 0
dawgs over *******?
JonaDona 2
hotdogs over tacos
sourgirl101 29
waffles over pancakes.
bryanorange 3
Tacos!!
maz255 10
crabs over herpes
LoneStarTexan 6
aids over squaids
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
dogs over cats?
Gravitex 0
bitches over itches? dollars over ballers? **** over zits!!!! jiggly over wiggly!!!!!!!!!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
98-I like. pies over guys
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Pancakes over waffles
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Deer over moose?
Tuesdays76 0
Iraqi people over U.S.A. citizens... Wait a minute..
just_lol 0
i really do hope that you are being sarcastic.
hellogoodbye1996 6
taco,burrito, whatcha got in that spedo!
hellogoodbye1996 6
*speedo
mamamiaaa_fml 12
105-haha what? Hi's over byes.
i_love_grrr 0
tacos!!
sleepydeath 4
snickers over lickers
daybowbow 0
Cheetos over guidos.
therealsuperman 0
^ they look the same to me
Heather_x0x0 6
105 WIN!!! wait a minute.....LOL!!!!
rnath23 4
that doesn't rhyme, try again.
firecapez1 0
C-C-C-Combo breaker!!
olivia_r 0
This is making me hungry.. haha.
Thanatos1206 0
Nuts over *****, Hanks over skanks, dudes over moods.
largefoofighter 0
eggs over easy.... I'm just hungry :(
baseballin25 0
haha 151 lmao
360XBOXFTW 0
is it weird that this conversation gave me a boner?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
butts over nuts.
1234USMC 0
king taco over taco bell
insanesna1l 0
poptarts over pussy
thatfrenchguy 8
this conversation is over... my expectations?
lbf_fml 0
I've never laughed so hard in my life! best convo EVER! >XD
you_failed 15
This was an awesome thread! :)
runepop 0
******** over hand job?
morgan320 0
green goo over poo
morgan320 0
green goo over poo
putridmuffin 3
ur trying too hard. go get laid
SpilltMilk2 0
Look at the monster I started. -_-
sleepydeath 4
it's fun though do this again
funnyFMLSplz 0
no one do the C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER! save them for me! D;
takeapieandrun 9
One over two.
hochrote 0
That sucks... oh well. Crushes are crushes. Maybe she'll get over him...:)
ChantelRenaeee 0
aww it's okay OP there are plenty of other fish in the sea..... CHEESY!!
KJLD5 0
maybe its because you have a scrawney but. HULK SMASH!!
klonopin_ftw 0
looks like you're the product of a "hulk smash" bro.
joe_says_so 0
KJLD5, wanna date?
KJLD5 0
omg i ****** love minecraft! and sure :)
KJLD5 0
huh klonopkin. lol
KJLD5 0
huh klonopkin. lol
nissanman_fml 16
Life goes on.
HeartnSoul 3
L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N
Rachel_D_001 4
yeah we know nissanman just said that!
klonopin_ftw 0
great song by 8ball&MJG bro. good song. now, back to OP. this usually happens when a girl ***** around. we don't know the boyfriends side of the story. she coulda ****** his brother for all we know. and, maybe he'd calm down if you well.. "persuaded" him to relax.
HeartnSoul 3
Actually mine's from Noah and the Whale 93 - I just listened that song so thats why
klonopin_ftw 0
oh my. mods, my comment was meant for a different fml. please remove these two comments? thank you.
briidontgive_ 0
Maybe you should have taken some of your own advice and let her know you like her ?
intheboot 0
exactly!
marriiee_fml 0
agreed .
3NVY 0
ditto
you_failed 15
That's right.
vercruy 2
that is actually really good counter advice
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Awwww ): it's ok *opens arms wide* do u need a hug? (:
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
*arms
Luckyy7_Beast 0
yup, just a little bit =b
icet1997 0
hello