Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
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coyotemk11 3
it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.
sabinob 1
She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.
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coyotemk11 3
it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.
LisaBanana 0
Yeah dingus, this is a bad FML!
Ben360 6
maybe she used an iPod touch jerk idiot
stephanie0613 0
agree with 26, stop being so paranoid and trust your girlfriend.
mrfruits 0
well how would she know he was calling and texting her then? stupids
boyguydudemalema 0
i have something you people can agree on jerking, bow chica wowow
boyguydudemalema 0
i have something you people can agree on jerking, bow chica wowow
BelleElle_fml 5
حرا م حبيبي :'(
dark5259 1
she may have assumed he was calling/texting
SirSantpoort 0
41, You have a very female-like face.
KittehKatt 0
it also coulve been an iPod touch.
anorexicbarbie 8
36 How is he being a jerk? Dumbass.
SinaStar 0
I love you 42
sauce31 0
yeah and it could have been an iPod touch too. because it says iPhone when you update from the iPod touch.
Penguinman909 7
I agree with it possibly being from an iPod touch. I myself am currently on my iPod and it does come up with iPhone instead of iPod when you do post stuff on Facebook. So stop being so bloody paranoid and trust her, alright?
blankaex 0
This is when you keep calling/texting anyway. She lost her phone so it wouldn't matter.
Icedogs133 0
correction I have an iPod touch and well when my Facebook it's says iPhone so yea she probably has a iPod touch or it's someone else who hasan iPhone
Mouldy666 0
iPod touch???
rallets 22
iTouch yea, i said..suck it >:O
alsnyder12 0
1 just voided this fml
girlslikeguys 0
op well that shows up on itouches 2...u better hope its an itouch haha...;)
brandonbkl 0
but.... shouldn't he know if she has a iPod touch and if she doesn't then that would explain it
stephanie0613 0
98 he is being a jerk by not trusting his girlfriend and making assumptions I thought I made that clear in my comment idiot. Bitches these days.
chuk_norris_fml 0
Agreed with 41: How would she know and why would she care if OP is texting/calling her if she doesn't have her phone? It just doesn't add up.
jpest17 5
your stupid why would she tell Ito stop unless she hadit?
racer337 2
that's also what it says for iPod touch. idiot
vilas 0
wait, but if she had an iPhone (im assuming she does because op thinks the status was sent from her iPhone), why would she also have an iPod touch?! I think this is for real, unless she is a spoiled brat, or was using her friend's iPhone.
TheStoryOfUs 0
ya seriously!
Mirorbo 26
.... *facepalm*
CitizenSnipz 0
Post it on Failbook
Aldoxin 0
Your comment : i agree with #1 your an idiot.
pvthill 0
yep agreed this guy is a noob at social networking go watch the new fb movie noob ....sent from my iPhone bishes
ColetteL 4
oooo, was it good? I want to see that. As far as OP... this made me literally LOL.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
24- yes social network was good especially for a documentary
MissErikaHart 0
I don't think it's "documentary" style. it was good tho
Blazingcrono 6
it's not a documentary because it's actually a film. All those people are actors and not really themselves. It was a really good movie though so watch it :) And if you honestly didn't know she could've done that with any iPhone...well then you're technology inclined.
iGrenade 0
it aint a documentary, idiot. look it up on a dictionary before using it.
rallets 22
you mean IN a dictionary?
sabinob 1
She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.
Antoine_Dodson 0
I highly doubt anyone would have both an ipod touch and an iphone, seeing as they're almost identical.
gr8koolkat 6
it never said she had both an iPod and iPhone. it just says phone. she couldve used her iPod. oh and I have both and thy aren't the same. I got my iPod ages ago then got an iPhone later on and haven't sold it yet. so yeah.
franniedottp 8
This is true ^ But, if you have the Facebook app on the iPod Touch, it still says "iPhone." Because I had a Touch, then sold it and got a phone :P To my grandmother.
Mirorbo 26
Not really...an iPod Touch plays music and you can download apps. An iPhone plays music and you can download apps...and it's a phone. You can text people. Or call them if you really want to go old school like that. Sometimes people get the iPod Touch long before they get an iPhone and keep both around for various reasons.
chogle 8
Mirorbo, I'm not sure if I understand your stance on this one.. are you agreeing or disagreeing with #5? Because what you posted kinda does both.
chogle 8
Scratch that last one. I didn't see Antione's post until I put up my last comment.
Mirorbo 26
That was meant for 10, sorry, darling... I'm tired of people thinking that people are only allowed to own 1 electronic item and not both...I should have been more specific on who I was talking to.
zoraman5 3
by the looks of it, mirorbo was disagreeing with 10, and I agree with mirorbo, about 5 of my friends all have both iPhone and iPod touch, heck, 2 of them have black berries too. Not only that, it does say from iPhone when you post from iPod touch.
foreverskier 0
exactly
crazedcabbages 0
i have an ipod touch and an iphone, just as mirorbo said i had the itouch way before i got my iphone i wouldnt want to throw it away lolz
noscope_ftw 0
but being her bf don't u think he'd know if she had an itouch too?... he's prolly 99% sure about it which is why it's an fml
Skiittleez 0
yeah, that's what I was thinking.
lexiilovee18 16
I had both .
sabinob 1
She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.
supasxcprincess 0
so how do you know it was her phone...put your phone on private and see if she answers, if yes then you should be worried
EmreArslan 11
She wouldnt know he texted/called her if she had lost her phone And ur hot.;)
bestnameright 14
How would she know he was calling/txting though?
zerk211 4
it says the same thing when i use my ipod touch
Mauskau 35
This comment is posted via iPhone. Wait, it's an iPod touch but underneath it says on facebook 'iphone'.
TibbysMusic 1
Yeah, Facebook does that.
littlemissdqgirl 8
Have someone else text her and see if she answers back.
MissErikaHart 0
that's so messy
iHateThisLife 10
she's playin ya'