Love: Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 091

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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You deserved it 8 691

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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You deserved it 4 075

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 613

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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You deserved it 3 911

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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You deserved it 2 978

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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You deserved it 9 150

Weird timing

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

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coyotemk11 3

Friday 22 October 2010 9:03

it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.

sabinob 1

Friday 22 October 2010 9:05

She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.

Comments

SpicyDuck 22

Friday 22 October 2010 10:21

it could have been from an iPod too. just sayin'

fmlpro0987 0

Friday 22 October 2010 10:22

dude id she has an iPod touch it uses the iPhone app so dont freak

fmlpro0987 0

Friday 22 October 2010 10:25

#35 ahhh actually she was probably WARNING him NOT to text her or call stupid! Damn why aré people attacking his girlfriend!?!

jweezy89 4

Friday 22 October 2010 12:15

Cause she's a **** that wont admit she's leaving him.

linkmax 15

Friday 22 October 2010 10:43

iPod touch.

fullofsunshine 0

Friday 22 October 2010 11:02

nine out of ten times it's sent from an iPod mine does the same thing

sweetTnt_fml 0

Friday 22 October 2010 11:22

9 out of 10? yea maybe for people w/o iPhones -.-

iJamesJamesable 0

Friday 22 October 2010 11:27

it could be her iPod touch. when I post on fb, it says from iphone

X_TANK_X 1

Friday 22 October 2010 12:31

I gotta agree with 35 why say STOP calling/texting instead of I lost my phone so don't call or text

mistibrown0408 0

Friday 22 October 2010 12:36

Ya I agree with 35. If she told you to 'stop' calling or texting then she knew you were because she has her phone! If she had said "btw, I lost my phone so don't bother calling or texting" then it'd be a different story. But she said to stop doing it so....yeah. Plus, FB gives it away. haha