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Today, I was teaching a special techniques class for ballet and was focusing on pirouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been dancing for 15 years. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 6:52am - kids - by JJ101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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It's the same thing with those little tiny gymnasts. The 8-year-old only weighs 60 pounds, maybe. I hope you weigh a little more.

#7 - On 02/19/2010 at 2:13pm by thighsofglory

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if they can do that, you must be a good teacher? PEOPLE STOP BEING SUCH DOUCHEBAGS. its not easy you know! christ.

#13 - On 02/19/2010 at 2:18pm by TheShannon

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