First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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SamanthaNGoree 10

Was the hair still attached to your head when he tried to floss?

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Dashelle 25
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What a weirdo.

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Nick_Le_Geek 10
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Maybe he needed to floss?

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TheCanucklehead 22
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Next time he can floss with her fist

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Because flossing with hair on a date is totally normal. If he's that desperate he should've brought floss and gone to the restroom.

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They used to sell these quarter-sized tins of dental floss you could carry in your pocket... BUT not anymore. The corporate brains have shrunk.

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Dashelle 25
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What a weirdo.

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imyy 20
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Or maybe she just needs to trim a bit down there so it doesn't get stuck in his teeth ;-)

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Misswildsides 22

The FML specifically says he "tried to floss with my hair" not "my hair got stuck in his teeth."

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sierraaaa 15
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That's weird but it could have been a lot weirder. maybe he thought you guys were close enough to be silly together..although thats definitely crossing the line. better luck next time OP!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

That'd be like some girl wiping food off her mouth with my beard. I don't care how close to a girl I am, you don't use my damn beard as a napkin. Some people just don't have any manners, and this guy seems like one. If you decide to go out again, buy the bastard some floss.

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SamanthaNGoree 10

Was the hair still attached to your head when he tried to floss?

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

This FML just got 1000x more disgusting if it wasn't pulled out

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berichsoon 11
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4- I don't that makes that much of a difference.

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berichsoon 11
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I don't THINK*

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SamanthaNGoree 10

45- it's disgusting either way. It would be funnier to picture if the hair were still attached.

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soullyfe 33
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#50: ...I actually pictured the hair still attached to her head after reading.

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illegalbeagle69 23
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Yeah, me too! I pictured a nice romantic dinner, joking and laughing, and he stands up behind her bends down, and flosses with her hair... 50 shades of grey.. hair coloring..?

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HowieDoIt 21
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Clearly you don't #48

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bompie 5

That's disgusting

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supergirl78 5
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Wow that sucks. Hopefully there's no second date

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ohsnapcrackers 6
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Since she used "liked" I don't think there will be

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naznafeathers 22
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At least he was able to save on dental floss? :p

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VancouverGuy89 9
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At least he didn't try to blow his nose on you

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Wizardo 33

You have got to be keratin me, that's pretty unsanitary. I hope you got the hair out of there.

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botanistjessica 24
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I think those were just a little far out there, dear.

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megstiel 16
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The hair one was okay but keratin? No.

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backwoodsartdiva 14
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Well, that situation was a little hair raising.

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