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Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43715) - you deserved it (5364)

On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

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At least your daughter isn't attempting to suck all the oxygen out of the room so you don't have any left XD

But in all seriousness OP you should lock the doors before you sleep, sweet dreams!

#1 - On 01/28/2014 at 8:11pm by FellowYellow

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How scary this is depends on the age of said daughter.

#2 - On 01/28/2014 at 8:12pm by onealmxwilson

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