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Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Smart kid. She seems like the responsible sort.

#3 - On 05/04/2013 at 1:02pm by Welshite

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At least you know she's going to use protection in the future

#7 - On 05/04/2013 at 1:03pm by sharony16

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